Gold or Semen?

 \n\nJust found out (by watching Top Gear) that some bull semen is more expensive than Gold! Ima get me a bull and a stack of cow magazines!!!!!\n\nLets break it down.\n\nAs of 12/6\n\nGold = $1422 per oz\n\nBull Semen = $900 to $12,000 per oz (depending on the bull).\n\nFrom what I can tell, one bull ejaculation will yield about 1 oz of semen. Not sure how often he can do it, but geez at $12k a pop 2-3 times a week sounds good to me.\n\n\n\n(a few links)\n\nhttp://www.ohldecattle.com/pricing.html\n\nhttp://www.nerve.com/content/a-lifes-work-the-jerk\n\nhttp://voluntaryxchange.typepad.com/voluntaryxchange/2006/01/price_of_liquid.html\n\nP.S. Im a city boy, so this is all ‘news’ to me.

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